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Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Al Bundy
#1. Women: can't live with them, can't herd them all to Canada. #Quote by Al Bundy
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Uwe Boll
#2. Homer is the nice side of Al Bundy with the same intellect. I really like him and Al Bundy. #Quote by Uwe Boll
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Spencer Bachus
#3. The elimination of the barbaric terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is good news for the world. #Quote by Spencer Bachus
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya
#4. A tear that runs down a believer's cheek is more beneficial than a thousand raindrops on the earth #Quote by Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
#5. With respect to the situation in Al-Faw, the British told big lies. In Al-Faw, our forces' positions remained in place. #Quote by Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Rose George
#6. Rules governing defecation, hygiene, and pollution exist in every culture at every period in history. It may in fact be the foundation of civilization: What is toilet training if not the first attempt to turn a child into an acceptable member of society? #Quote by Rose George
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Al Capone
#7. Every time a boy falls off a tricycle, every time a black cat has gray kittens, every time someone stubs a toe, every time there's a murder or a fire or the marines land in Nicaragua, the police and the newspapers holler 'get Capone.' #Quote by Al Capone
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Nema Al-Araby
#8. Ever, could I or could I not count the shadows of your being? #Quote by Nema Al-Araby
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Nancy Gibbs
#9. In the case of the classic Western helicopter parent, it starts with Baby Einstein and reward charts for toilet training, and it never really ends, which is why colleges have to devote so many resources to teaching parents how to leave their kids alone. #Quote by Nancy Gibbs
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Al Gore
#10. You know there's an old african proverb that i made up. if you want to go quickly, go alone. if you want to go far, go together. we need to go far, quickly #Quote by Al Gore
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Bill Maher
#11. New Rule: Stop pretending your drugs are morally superior to my drugs because you get yours at a store. This week, they released the autopsy report on Anna Nicole Smith, and the cause of death was what I always thought it was: mad cow. No, it turns out she had nine different prescription drugs in her - which, in the medical field, is known as the "full Limbaugh." They opened her up, and a Walgreens jumped out. Antidepressants, anti-anxiety pills, sleeping pills, sedatives, Valium, methadone - this woman was killed by her doctor, who is a glorified bartender. I'm not going to say his name, but only because (a) I don't want to get sued, and (b) my back is killing me.

This month marks the thirty-fifth anniversary of a famous government report. I was sixteen in 1972, and I remember how excited we were when Nixon's much ballyhooed National Commission on Drug Abuse came out and said pot should be legalized. It was a moment of great hope for common sense - and then, just like Bush did with the Iraq Study Group, Nixon took the report and threw it in the garbage, and from there the '70s went right into disco and colored underpants.

This week in American Scientist, a magazine George Bush wouldn't read if he got food poisoning in Mexico and it was the only thing he could reach from the toilet, described a study done in England that measured the lethality of various drugs, and found tobacco and alcohol far worse than pot, LSD, or Ecstasy - which pretty much mirrors #Quote by Bill Maher
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Al Unser
#12. I wouldn't mind meeting Eddie Van Halen. That would be great. We need to invite him to a race. #Quote by Al Unser
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Janette Rallison
#13. It gave Jane a wicked sense of satisfaction that he'd noticed that aspect of her sister's personality, but she tried not to sound too arrogant. "Savannah doesn't worry about homework. Apparently they don't care about your GPA when you apply for beauty school."
"Beauty school, huh? I would have thought she'd already graduated valedictorian from there."
Jane blinked at him in frustration.
Fairy's side note: Adults are constantly telling teen- agers that it's what's on the inside that matters. It's al- ways painful to find out that adults have lied to you.
Hunter shrugged. "I guess I shouldn't have assumed you'd be like Savannah where math is concerned."
Meaning: After all, you aren't pretty like she is. #Quote by Janette Rallison
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Mennah Al Refaey
#14. Teach me how to trust you enough so i
can count every wound and every scar.
Kiss each one of them and tell me i'm
still your star.
Show me that no matter how dull this life makes me, no matter
how much darkness surround me,
I am still bright enough to light your
heart. I know i can heal on my own but
what if i no longer want to. I know i
can keep everything to myself, but
maybe i never learnt to.
that's just it, maybe i wasn't built
this way. I just need a second opinion,
i need a second mind, i need a second
heart, i just need a second hand that
can help me let go of everything.
i'm bored of building walls and i just
need to break some. But here lies the
issue, when i break, i break down, it's
not a "some" ,it's everything.and so
far wasn't so good I break them down
only to find that they were built over
a cleft and then i'm left barely
hanging by a thread. So listen, i just
like calling them battle wounds, i like
the idea of sworn secrecy to my scars,
call them by their names and i just
might let you through the doors
Teach me how to love by taking my walls
as your new home, you are welcome
inside and the cleft makes a hell of a
view, it just needs two to look at, and
maybe one day i will say it just needed
You. #Quote by Mennah Al Refaey
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Amany Al-Hallaq
#15. On February 14
Sky scatters snow kisses on Chicago's land.
Sparkling love drops caressing its flesh,
Covering its body with dew.
As the sun deplores,
As my desires expose
For all times you never failed to make me feel a woman
Throughout the longest of the twilight midnight hours
I desire you! #Quote by Amany Al-Hallaq
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by David Miliband
#16. Al Qaeda has no place in Pakistan. It's a threat to Pakistan. And there should be a convergence of interests between the Pakistani state and the West on security issues, but also on wider economic and social issues. #Quote by David Miliband
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by John Madden
#17. In Oakland, Al Davis was a genius. We had Ron Wolff there, too, and he was a genius. There was no room for me to be a genius. #Quote by John Madden
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Al Hirschfeld
#18. Iwas a sculptor.Butthat'sreallydrawinga drawing you fall over in the dark, a three-dimensional drawing. #Quote by Al Hirschfeld
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Al Jarreau
#19. I grew up the son of a Seventh Day Adventist minister, so I was really close to the church and sang church music between sips at my bottle, you know? I sat on the piano bench next to my mother. She was the church organist, so that music is deeply inside of me. #Quote by Al Jarreau
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Al Franken
#20. The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover. #Quote by Al Franken
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum
#21. We have to cease the migration of Arab potential to the west; they should be respected in their own countries. #Quote by Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Ellen Barkin
#22. It's no stretch to picture me standing next to Al Pacino or Robert De Niro. Those are ethnic New York men. I'm an ethnic New York girl. Everybody has their limitations. I mean, I should never be cast as Queen Elizabeth. #Quote by Ellen Barkin
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Rick Riordan
#23. Jack was pleased to help. "Combat time? Cool!" He floated in a circle around me. "Who are we fighting?"
"Sam," I said.
Jack froze. "But I like Sam."
"We're just practicing," I said. "Try to kill her without really killing her."
"Oh, phew! Okay. I can do that. #Quote by Rick Riordan
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Maggie Stiefvater
#24. Haven't you heard of being hung, drawn, and quartered?"
Blue asked, "Is it as painful as conversations with Ronan?"
Gansey cast a glance over to Ronan, who was a small, indistinct form by the trees. Adam audibly swallowed a laugh.
"Depends on if Ronan is sober," Gansey answered.
Adam asked, "What is he doing, anyway?"
"Trust Lynch to deface a place like this five minutes after getting here."
"Deface? Marking his territory."
"He must own more of Virginia than your father, then."
"I don't think he's ever used an indoor toilet, now that I consider it. #Quote by Maggie Stiefvater
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Al Kaline
#25. I didn't know who was on the team, but I saw every eye as I walked down the aisle. It looked like a thousand eyes were staring right at me saying, 'Who is this young punk?' I just kept my eyes straight ahead. #Quote by Al Kaline
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Robert Wachter
#26. McGlynn EA, Asch SM, Adams J, et al. The quality of health care delivered to adults in the United States. #Quote by Robert Wachter
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Jennifer Lawrence
#27. Our first conversation was on the phone. I was in the bathtub, and I had to tell him that I was in the bathtub because I was afraid he would think I was, like, playing in the toilet when he heard water swishing around. [ ... ] Then we had breakfast in Santa Monica, and I spit egg inside of his mouth when I was talking. #Quote by Jennifer Lawrence
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Al D'Amato
#28. No. 1, Halliburton. Certainly, if they've overcharged they should be whacked and whacked good, but the idea that the vice president somehow is involved in this, whether they got contracts because of him, that's nonsense. #Quote by Al D'Amato
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Abdulhadi Al-Amshan
#29. بعض الناس لا يدركون أن العالم لا يدور حول وجهة نظرهم الخاصة
Some people don't realize that the world does not revolve around their own decisions. #Quote by Abdulhadi Al-Amshan
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Al Gore
#30. We're putting 70 million tonnes of pollution into the atmosphere every day, trapping an enormous amount of extra heat from the sun inside the earth's atmosphere. It's threatening to push the planet past a tipping point beyond which climate change would be difficult to stop #Quote by Al Gore
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Jeremih
#31. I grew up in a household in which they'd always play old skool classic R&B love songs - Al Green, Sam Cooke, Marvin Gaye ... And my mom has even said that, when I was in her womb, she'd put the headphones to her stomach and play those songs to me! #Quote by Jeremih
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Kenneth Eade
#32. The CIA was always looking to tie every kind of criminal activity in the Middle East to al Qaeda. #Quote by Kenneth Eade
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Al Lewis
#33. What motivated me? My mother. My mother was an immigrant woman, a peasant woman, struggled all her life, worked in the garment center. #Quote by Al Lewis
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Robert Byrd
#34. There is ample evidence that the horrific events of Sept. 11 have been carefully manipulated to switch public focus from Osama Bin Laden and al-Qaeda, who masterminded the Sept. 11th attacks, to Saddam Hussein, who did not. #Quote by Robert Byrd
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Syed Muhammad Naquib Al-Attas
#35. Today I meet with Dr. Syamsuddin Arif. He said Prof. al-Attas says, I don't read much but I think a lot #Quote by Syed Muhammad Naquib Al-Attas
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by John Yoo
#36. The effort to blur the lines between Guantanamo and Abu Ghraib reflects a deep misunderstanding about the different legal regimes that apply to Iraq and the war against al Qaeda. #Quote by John Yoo
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Al Davis
#37. The quarterback must go down, and he must go down hard #Quote by Al Davis
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Al Ries
#38. It's better to be first in the mind than to be first in the marketplace. #Quote by Al Ries
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Charles Bukowski
#39. Something had happened. The bath towels knew it, the bathtub and the toilet knew it. My father turned and walked out the door. He knew it. It was my last beating. From him. #Quote by Charles Bukowski
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Al McGuire
#40. Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war. #Quote by Al McGuire
Al Bundy Toilet quotes by Al-Ghazali
#41. A man of bad character punishes his own soul. #Quote by Al-Ghazali

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