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101 quotes by Frank Luntz
#1. The perfect opening is the word imagine, because imagine allows you to communicate in the eyes and the vision of the listener rather than yours. And the best illustration of that is "1984." Room 101 in "1984" - everyone's read it, and we all have our own imagination of what that looks like. #Quote by Frank Luntz
101 quotes by Anna Banks
#2. The list of correlations to that night is as long as the Jersey coast.
And so is the list of reasons I shouldn't be looking forward to seeing him at school. But I can't help it. He's already texted me three times this morning: Can I pick you up for school? and Do u want 2 have breakfast? and R u getting my texts? My thumbs want to answer "yes" to all of the above, but my dignity demands that I don't answer at all. He called my his student. He stood there alone with me on the beach and told me he thinks of me as a pupil. That our relationship is platonic. And everyone knows what platonic means-rejected.
Well, I might be his student, but I'm about to school, him on a few things. The first lesson of the day is Silent Treatment 101.
So when I see him in the hall, I give him a polite nod and brush right by him. The zap from the slight contact never quite fades, which mean he's following me. I make it to my locker before his hand is on my arm. "Emma." The way he whispers my name sends goose bumps all the way to my baby toes. But I'm still in control.
I nod to him, dial the combination to my locker, then open it in his face. He moves back before contact. Stepping around me, he leans his hand against the locker door and turns me around to face him. "That's not very nice."
I raise my best you-started-this brow.
He sighs. "I guess that means you didn't miss me."
There are so many things I could pop off right now. Things like, "But at least I had Toraf #Quote by Anna Banks
101 quotes by N'Zuri Za Austin
#3. I don't want what love is. I want what love is supposed to be. #Quote by N'Zuri Za Austin
101 quotes by Anella Wetter
#4. When we feel unworthy, we feel powerless. When we feel powerless, we shrink. When we shrink, we attract a match to that energy. #Quote by Anella Wetter
101 quotes by Stephenie Meyer
#5. Try to relax," he suggested as another shiver rippled through me violently. "You'll be warm in a minute. Of course, you'd warm up faster if you took your clothes off."
Edward growled sharply.
"That's just a simple fact," Jacob defended himself. "Survival 101. #Quote by Stephenie Meyer
101 quotes by Jim Butcher
#6. If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent has you by eight thousand and fifty pounds, you've left the realm of combat and enrolled yourself in Road-kill 101. Or possibly in a Tom and Jerry cartoon. #Quote by Jim Butcher
101 quotes by Patricia Love
#7. When a parent interferes with a child's anger response in these heavy-handed ways [ridiculing, ignoring, isolating, goading, punishing, distracting, hitting, joking], the anger increases and is redirected at the parent: now the parent is the one who's violating the child's sense of well-being by interfering with a natural and necessary outlet of emotion. Most parents stifle this secondary outburst of anger, too, only this time with more force. [...] Instead of allowing the anger to flow through the child's system the first time it's expressed, the parent unwittingly fans the anger, then dams it up. The anger becomes trapped in the little girl's stomach, muscles, and jaw, and becomes an enduring wound. #Quote by Patricia Love
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#8. If you have something over a person you're not in a relationship; you are in a situation. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#9. Empowering Women 101-- A strong women knows that cheating isn't a mistake; it's a choice. The choice was made long before you found out. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Akira Toriyama
#10. I was an avid anime watcher until I was about 10, when I moved to manga. I think I am influenced by Osamu Tezuka's and Walt Disney's works which I watched during that time, such as Tetsuwan Atom and 101 Dalmatians. #Quote by Akira Toriyama
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#11. If you truly loved someone and they couldn't be in your life you won't hurt them. You will pray for them. You will hope that they find their happiness and place in this world. You will want them to have the best life because love isn't about possession, fear or desperation. When you have a grasp on eternity you don't need to feel time is running out. Time is all you have. Love isn't a game of musical chairs--grab a partner and sit down. It is a search for the right fit for your soul and life purpose. In a life that never ends you will either find the one that sees you as much as you see them, 0r who knows? Maybe, if there are such things as soulmates, God will introduce you, but keep you far enough apart, until each of you fulfill something more important for your growth or God's plan. Regardless, when you can face eternity alone you will know what true love is and that letting go is not an insult to your soul. You can smile because the person you loved has your blessings of protection with them and God has your best interest also in mind. You will find that person to complete you because God wants you to, as much as you do. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Cassandra Clare
#12. Jon, Julie, and the others in the elite course, who had been devastated to miss Falling Out of Trees with Jace Herondale 101, all stared over as if ready to leap up and save Jace from the bad company he'd fallen into, carry him away in a litter made of chocolate and roses, and bear his children. #Quote by Cassandra Clare
101 quotes by Michael S. Horton
#13. Instead of living in monasteries, committing their lives in service to themselves and their own salvation, or living in castles, commanding the world to mirror the kingdom of Christ, Luther argues, believers should love and serve their neighbors through their vocations in the world, where their neighbors need them.101 God does not need our good works, but our neighbor does. #Quote by Michael S. Horton
101 quotes by Jenny Han
#14. How about whatever song comes on next, that's our song. It'll be fate."
"We can't just make our own fate."
"Sure we can." Peter reaches over to turn on the radio.
"Wait! Just any radio station? What if it's not a slow song?"
"Okay so we'll put on Lite 101." Peter hits the button.
"Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do, got a honey jar stuck on his nose," a woman croons.
Peter says, "What the hell?" as I say, "This can't be our song."
"Best out of three?" he suggests.
"Let's not force it. We'll know it when we hear it, I think."
"Maybe we'll hear it at the prom," Peter offers. "Oh, that reminds me. What color is your dress? My mom's going to ask her florist friend to make your corsage."
"It's dusty pink." It came in the mail yesterday, and when I tried it on for everybody, Trina said it was "the most Lara Jean" dress she'd ever seen. I texted a picture to Stormy, who wrote back, "Ooh-la-la," with a dancing woman emoji.
"What the heck is dusty pink?" Peter wants to know.
"It's like a rose gold color." Peter still looks confused, so I sigh and say, "Just tell your mom. She'll know. #Quote by Jenny Han
101 quotes by Kurt Cobain
#15. I wish there had been a music business 101 course I could have taken. #Quote by Kurt Cobain
101 quotes by Jennifer Weiner
#16. When I took Psychology 101, the professor taught us about random reinforcement. Put three
groups of rats in three separate cages, each equipped with a bar. The first group of rats got a
pellet every time they pressed the bar. The second group never got pellets, no matter how often
they pressed. And the third group got pellets just once in a while.
The first group, the professor said,
eventually gets bored with the guaranteed reward and the rats who never get treats give up, too.
But the random rats will press on that bar forever, hoping each time they press that this time the magic will happen,
that this time they'll get lucky. It was at that moment in class that I realized that I had become my father's rat. #Quote by Jennifer Weiner
101 quotes by Richard Rohr
#17. Life is all about practicing for heaven." p 101. #Quote by Richard Rohr
101 quotes by A.W. Tozer
#18. God wants the whole person and He will not rest till He gets us in entirety. No part of the man will do" (101) - "The Pursuit of God #Quote by A.W. Tozer
101 quotes by Bob Barr
#19. A critical component of White House Scandal Defense 101 is rallying the partisan base. This keeps approval ratings in territory where the wheels don't start falling off. The way to achieve this goal is you go negative and you don't let up. If you're always attacking your accusers, the debate becomes one of Democrat vs. Republican, rather than right vs. wrong. Anyone who questions the legality of the decision to wiretap thousands of Americans unlawfully is attacked, as either an enabler of terrorists or a bitter partisan trying to distract a president at war. #Quote by Bob Barr
101 quotes by Denzel Washington
#20. I wasn't allowed to go to movies when I was kid; my father was a minister. 101 Dalmatians and King of Kings, that was the extent of it. #Quote by Denzel Washington
101 quotes by Lauren Layne
#21. And here's what you don't learn in Film 101…in real life? The meet-cute isn't the least bit cute. It's more like a meet-awkward. Sometimes even a meet-shoot-me-now. #Quote by Lauren Layne
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#22. Confident women know the difference between a man that keeps them around because they are in love with them vs. keeping them around because they are use to them. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Shane Claiborne
#23. Arnobius wrote in the fourth century: "Evil ought not be repaid with evil. . . . It is better to suffer wrong than inflict it. . . . We should rather shed our own blood than stain our hands and our conscience with the blood of another" (Sider, 101). In his writings on "public homicide," Lactantius raged against the ways we have glorified death - that we have a "thirst for blood" and "lose our humanity." Here are his powerful words insisting that it is wrong to kill, even legally: It makes no difference whether you put a person to death by word or rather by sword, since it is the act of putting to death itself which is prohibited. . . . There ought to be no exception at all but that it is always unlawful to put to death a person who God willed to be a sacred creature. (Sider, 110) He goes on to say that when we kill, even legally execute, "the bloodshed stains the conscience. #Quote by Shane Claiborne
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#24. Life is as simple as these three questions: What do I want? Why do I want it? And, how will I achieve it? #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Amy Hempel
#25. She introduces me to a nurse as the Best Friend. The impersonal article is more intimate. It tells me that they are intimate, the nurse and my friend.
'I was telling her we used to drink Canada Dry ginger ale and pretend were were in Canada'
'That's how dumb we were,' I say.
'You could be sisters,' the nurse says.
So how come, I'll bet they are wondering, it took me so long to get to such a glorious place? But do they ask?
They do not ask.
Two months, and how long is the drive?
The best I can explain it is this - I have a friend who worked one summer in a mortuary. He used to tell me stories. The one that really got to me was not eh grisliest, but it's the one that did. A man wrecked his care on 101 going south. He did not lose consciousness. But his arm was taken down to the bone - and when he looked at it - it scared him to death.
I mean, he died.
So I hadn't dared to look any closer. But now I'm doing it - and hoping that I will live through it. #Quote by Amy Hempel
101 quotes by Maximus The Confessor
#26. We must not only put bodily passions to death but also destroy the soul's impassioned thoughts. Hence the Psalmist says, 'Early in the morning I destroyed all the wicked of the earth, that I might cut off all evil-doers from the city of the Lord' (Ps. 101:8) - that is, the passions of the body and the soul's godless thoughts. #Quote by Maximus The Confessor
101 quotes by Mark Skousen
#27. The media simply does not understand Econ 101. #Quote by Mark Skousen
101 quotes by Paul Krugman
#28. So what are the effects of increasing minimum wages? Any Econ 101 student can tell you the answer: The higher wage reduces the quantity of labor demanded, and hence leads to unemployment. #Quote by Paul Krugman
101 quotes by Jarod Kintz
#29. Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. #Quote by Jarod Kintz
101 quotes by Curtis Sittenfeld
#30. Yet surely she was as culpable as he was; recalling her casual speculation about when Jasper's wife's grandmother might die and thereby free Jasper and Susan to divorce, Liz wondered if a stronger sign of a relationship's essential corruptness could exist than for its official realization to hinge on the demise of another human being. #Quote by Curtis Sittenfeld
101 quotes by Amanda Hocking
#31. Your boyfriend spent the night sleeping outside your door. I haven't decided if that's romantic or creepy yet. Maybe both. #Quote by Amanda Hocking
101 quotes by Karen Marie Moning
#32. You could ask me to teach you."
"Huh?" This night is getting weird in a hurry. "Teach me like you're teaching a class or something? What are you going to call it: 'You Too Can Be a Sociopath 101'?"
"It would be more like a graduate-level class."
I start to snicker. His sense of humour sneaks up on you. Then I remember who's talking and bite it off. #Quote by Karen Marie Moning
101 quotes by Abhijit Naskar
#33. At first the brain weighs a potential partner, and if the partner fits our ancestral wish list, we get a spike in the release of sex chemicals that makes us dizzy with a rush of unavoidable infatuation. It's the first step down the primeval path of pair-bonding. #Quote by Abhijit Naskar
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#34. God has a plan and guess what? The plan is to stop waiting for him to do everything for you. The person you want in your life is not a sign. Not a clue. Not a wish. Not a prayer. Not a tarot card or a matter of timing. It is work. It is devotion, and like any dream if you want it then God will open doors for you to obtain it. You just have to stop setting the bar so low that everything below is a sign from God and everything above is asking too much. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Amy Cook
#35. Don't they teach y'all anythin' in school these days?"

She frowned. Apparently they needed to improve the current How To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse 101 courses. #Quote by Amy Cook
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#36. For, what is the purpose of true love, other than to rescue another from one's self? Why is that not the first thing we look for? #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Brandon Shire
#37. You are such a fag hag. They should have a class just for you, call it Man Porn 101. #Quote by Brandon Shire
101 quotes by Abhijit Naskar
#38. True love is 20 percent care and 80 percent understanding. #Quote by Abhijit Naskar
101 quotes by Abhijit Naskar
#39. Beauty is irrelevant to human life, especially in a relationship. #Quote by Abhijit Naskar
101 quotes by Patricia Mauceri
#40. I feel like God has moved me into a different way of doing things. I teach basic on-camera acting class called Acting 101 ... In my classroom, the students get every ounce of encouragement and craft and anything I'm able to give them.We have some rules. We don't take the name of The Lord in vain. We don't use foul language when we mess up on camera ... There's a climate of safety ... They feel very protected. #Quote by Patricia Mauceri
101 quotes by Helen Prejean
#41. Who killed this man [Patrick Sonnier]?
Nobody.
Everybody can argue that he or she was just doing a job - the governor, the warden, the head of the Department of Corrections, the district attorney, the judge, the jury, the Pardon Board, the witnesses to the execution. Nobody feels personally responsible for the death of this man. (p. 101) #Quote by Helen Prejean
101 quotes by Maximus The Confessor
#42. He who is a beginner on the way must not be brought to practise the commandments by kindness alone, but must more often be induced to continue the struggle by being rigorously reminded of God's judgment. In this way he will not only be moved by love to desire what is divine, but will be moved by fear to avoid what is evil. For 'I will sing to Thee, O Lord, of mercy and judgment' (Ps. 101:1 LXX). He will sing to God charmed by love, and steeled by fear he will have strength for the song. #Quote by Maximus The Confessor
101 quotes by Harold B. Lee
#43. It was to accomplish this lofty purpose basic to all liberty that God "established the Constitution of this land by the hands of wise men whom (he) raised up unto this very purpose" (D&C 101:77–80). Contained within the principles of that great heaven-inspired document is the message of this Church to the world in this fateful hour. Except the spirit of the Gospel of Jesus Christ and principles contained within the Constitution of the United States are inherent in world plans now being formulated, they are but building on sand and the Lord is not in that building. #Quote by Harold B. Lee
101 quotes by Teresa Medeiros
#44. Abby_Donovan: Heathcliff was a misogynistic asshole.
MarkBaynard: Could you explain that to my Lit 101 class? I hate to see all those impressionable young females swoowing over him like he's Edward Cullen.
Abby_Donovan: I've always been Team Jacob myself. And Team Mr Rochester. #Quote by Teresa Medeiros
101 quotes by Anna C. Salter
#45. Are Child Molesters Really Just Victims Themselves?
"All victims are offenders," one professional challenged me at a conference, "and all offenders are victims. How does your work address that?"
My work doesn't address that because I don't believe there's any evidence for that assertion. Obviously, not all victims are offenders, but it is also likely that most offenders weren't victims. The studies that find a high proportion of child molesters who were victims of child sexual abuse themselves are almost always based on self-report, and even there, study results differ dramatically. Studies show the number of child molesters who were themselves molested as children ranges from 22 percent in some studies to 82 percent in others.[101] #Quote by Anna C. Salter
101 quotes by Anne Lamott
#46. The first holy truth in God 101 is that men and women of true faith have always had to accept the mystery of God's identity and love and ways. I hate that, but it's the truth. #Quote by Anne Lamott
101 quotes by Ellen G. White
#47. From the highest peaks men looked abroad upon a shoreless ocean. The solemn warnings of God's servant no longer seemed a subject for ridicule and scorning. How those doomed sinners longed for the opportunities which they had slighted! How they [101] pleaded for one hour's probation, one more privilege of mercy, one call from the lips of Noah! But the sweet voice of mercy was no more to be heard by them. Love, no less than justice, demanded that God's judgments should put a check on sin. The avenging waters swept over the last retreat, and the despisers of God perished in the black depths. #Quote by Ellen G. White
101 quotes by Ben Mendelsohn
#48. Let me give you a little Mendelsohn 101: I came up in television in the early- to mid- 1980s in Australia. #Quote by Ben Mendelsohn
101 quotes by Vincent D'Onofrio
#49. The key is always to speak in your own voice. Speak the truth. That's Acting 101. #Quote by Vincent D'Onofrio
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#50. That was the problem with love. It never happened on your terms, it happened on theirs. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Lauren Calhoun
#51. should be a class in college, Vibrators 101. #Quote by Lauren Calhoun
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#52. If you have to convince someone to stay with you then they have already left. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Theodore Dreiser
#53. Cowperwood, who saw things in the large, could scarcely endure this minutae. He was but little
interested in the affairs of bygone men and women, being so intensely engaged with the living present.
And after a time he slipped outside, preferring the wide sweep of gardens, with their flower-lined
walks and views of the cathedral. Its arches and towers and stained-glass windows, this whole
carefully executed shrine, still held glamor, but all because of the hands and brains, aspirations and
dreams of selfish and self-preserving creatures like himself. And so many of these, as he now mused,
walking about, had warred over possession of this church. And now they were within its walls,
graced and made respectable, the noble dead! Was any man noble? Had there ever been such a thing
as an indubitably noble soul? He was scarcely prepared to believe it. Men killed to live - all of them
- and wallowed in lust in order to reproduce themselves. In fact, wars, vanities, pretenses, cruelties,
greeds, lusts, murder, spelled their true history, with only the weak running to a mythical saviour or
god for aid. And the strong using this belief in a god to further the conquest of the weak. And by such
temples or shrines as this. He looked, meditated, and was somehow touched with the futility of so #Quote by Theodore Dreiser
101 quotes by Kady Hunt
#54. The pain I feel from the razor blade doesn't even come close to what I'm feeling inside so it's useless because the equation is messed up: because razor blade pain should be equal to or greater than the heartache, that's just CUTTING 101. And if it's not - well you're fucked, my friend. It was nice knowing you, but you know what time it is?
It's time to let to let the darkness in.
Quid pro quo and all that.
It's time to find something more agonizing than the touch of the blade. #Quote by Kady Hunt
101 quotes by Julie James
#55. It's also quite possible she still detests me."

Tyler dismissed this with a wave. "You're going to let a thing like that stop you?"

"I was thinking intense despisement might be an obstacle in pursuing her, yes."

"No, see, that's what makes it all the more interesting," Tyler said. He adopted a grandly dramatic tone. "'Does our fair Ms. Kendall truly loathe the arrogant Mr. Jameson as she so ardently proclaims, or is it all just a charade to cover more amorous feelings for a man she reluctantly admires?'"

Up front, the cabdriver snorted loudly. He appeared to be enjoying the show.

"Psych 101 again?" J.D. asked.

Tyler shook his head. "Lit 305: Eighteenth-Century Women's Fiction." He caughtJ.D.'s look and quickly defended himself. "What? I took it because of the girls in the class. Anyway, I see a bit of a P and P dynamic going on between you and Payton."

J.D. didn't think he wanted to know. Really. But he asked anyway. "P and P?"

Tyler shot him a look, appalled. "Uh, hello - Pride and Prejudice?" His tone said only a cretin wouldn't know this.

"Oh right, P and P," J.D. said. "You know, Tyler, you might want to pick up your balls - I think they just fell right off when you said that."

Up front, the cabdriver let out a good snicker. #Quote by Julie James
101 quotes by Lance Oren
#56. Investment tip 101 When stock markets sink, beer sales rise. #Quote by Lance Oren
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#57. I waited for the seasons of love to pass from this cold winter to the summer heat I dreamed of. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Abria Mattina
#58. I solved world hunger."

"Yeah, right."

"Oh, ye of little faith."

"You realize that solving world hunger would mean you'd be doing something good for a change?"

"Ah, but there's the kicker: I destroyed my solutions." He finally looks away from the window and gives me this cocky smirk. "Malevolence 101, Kirk. #Quote by Abria Mattina
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#59. There is no failure in loving someone, only in never letting them know. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Abhijit Naskar
#60. If you can't afford to give your child the right to pursue their dreams, you have no right to breed. #Quote by Abhijit Naskar
101 quotes by Trish Milburn
#61. Trying to figure out why Radley's such a horse's butt is all."

"It's a course we take at the academy," that deep voice said from beside her.

She looked up to see Radley's dark eyes staring down at her. Her face flushed before she could prevent it.

"Being a Horse's Ass 101. I got an A+. #Quote by Trish Milburn
101 quotes by Daniel Silva
#62. He felt suddenly like Winston Smith in Room 101 of the Ministry of Love. #Quote by Daniel Silva
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#63. There really is nothing normal about being in love with someone. It's a million emotions with a million excuses. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#64. Your soulmate wasn't suppose to be perfect. You were meant to see the cracks in her soul and fill them with what you have and she was meant to see yours. Together you would be complete. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#65. If you have to make a daily choice to be in a relationship then you are married to the past, not the person. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Jane Jacobs
#66. You can neither lie to a neighbourhood park, nor reason with it. 'Artist's conceptions' and persuasive renderings can put pictures of life into proposed neighbourhood parks or park malls, and verbal rationalizations can conjure up users who ought to appreciate them, but in real life only diverse surroundings have the practical power of inducing a natural, continuing flow of life and use. #Quote by Jane Jacobs
101 quotes by Chris Van Hollen
#67. It is Basic Management 101 that if you reward failure you are going to get more failure, and if you want success you should reward success. But if you look at the way this administration has approached national security, they have kind of got that principle backwards. #Quote by Chris Van Hollen
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#68. Empowered Women 101: A confident woman doesn't have to talk a man into loving her. He either loves her completely, not enough or not at all. Regardless, she doesn't settle for less than she deserves. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Karishma Magvani
#69. Don't ask too much for space. They grow into voids. #Quote by Karishma Magvani
101 quotes by Jenny Han
#70. Guess what song they picked for their first dance."
"What song?"
"'From This Moment On' by Shania Twain."
He frowns. "I never heard of that before."
"It's really cheesy, but they love it, apparently. Do you realize that we don't have a song? Like, a song that's ours."
"Okay, then let's pick one."
"It doesn't work like that. You don't just pick your song. The song picks you. Like the Sorting Hat."
Peter nods sagely. He finally finished reading all seven Harry Potter books and he's always eager to prove that he gets my references. "Got it."
"It has to just…happen. A moment. And the song transcends the moment, you know? My mom and dad's song was 'Wonderful Tonight' by Eric Clapton. They danced to it at their wedding."
"So how did it become their song, then?"
"It was the first song they ever slow danced to in college. It was at a dance, not long after they first started dating. I've seen pictures from that night. Daddy's wearing a suit that was too big on him and my mom's hair is in a French twist."
"How about whatever song comes on next, that's our song. It'll be fate."
"We can't just make our own fate."
"Sure we can." Peter reaches over to turn on the radio.
"Wait! Just any radio station? What if it's not a slow song?"
"Okay so we'll put on Lite 101." Peter hits the button.
"Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do, got a honey jar stuck on his nose," a woman croons.
Peter says, "What the hell?" #Quote by Jenny Han
101 quotes by Abhijit Naskar
#71. Sex becomes less and less pleasurable in a relationship over time. Your brain gets habituated to the sensual stimulation from your specific partner as you are exposed to it repeatedly. It doesn't mean that the love is gone from the relationship. Love still exists beyond the barriers of time, in the form of attachment, which becomes independent of sexual intimacy after the euphoric stage of mad love. #Quote by Abhijit Naskar
101 quotes by Jarod Kintz
#72. Before I walked into the door, the room got shades darker as a cloud did a summersault in front of the sun. I turned my head up to the sky and saw Gauss in the glass smirking down at me. In that moment I was reminded of a story about Gauss. 


When he was in the fifth grade, his teacher wanted some quiet, so he asked his class to add up all the numbers from 1-100. Thinking he had plenty of time to relax, he was shocked that within minutes Gauss had an answer. Gauss had cleverly noticed that the numbers 1 and 100 added up to 101, and 2 and 99 also added up to 101 and on down until you hit 50 and 51. So there are 50 pairs of 101, and a simple multiplication problem by Gauss left his teacher perplexed.


The recollection of this story reminded me about my own fifth grade experience. Thor was the volunteer at my school for the "Math Superstar" program. After each assignment, stars of various colors signifying degrees of excellence were stuck on all the papers handed in. Like the Olympics, gold was the highest honor. 


Wendy, the girl who sat next to me, was baffled that no matter how many wrong answers I got (usually all of them), I consistently had gold stars on my papers. She thought Thor was showing a personal bias towards me, but the truth is that I knew where he kept his boxes of stars, so I simply awarded myself what I thought I deserved. Hey, Gauss, how's that for clever? #Quote by Jarod Kintz
101 quotes by Pratibha Malav
#73. She tried to smile but all he could see was pain. #Quote by Pratibha Malav
101 quotes by David Cross
#74. If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine. #Quote by David Cross
101 quotes by George Orwell
#75. Room 101" said the officer.
The man's face, already very pale, turned a color Winston would not have believed possible. It was definitely, unmistakably, a shade of green.
"Do anything to me!" he yelled. "You've been starving me for weeks. Finish it off and let me die. Shoot me. Hang me. Sentence me to twenty-five years. Is there somebody else you want me to give away? Just say who it is and I'll tell you anything you want. I don't care who it is or what you do to them. I've got a wife and three children. The biggest of them isn't six years old. You can take the whole lot of them and cut their throats in front of my eyes, and I'll stand by and watch it. But not room 101!"
"Room 101" said the officer. #Quote by George Orwell
101 quotes by Suzette Valle
#76. The films in 101 Movies to See Before You Grow Up are meant to be watched with your family. I hope that if I inspire you to do this even once a week, you will have spent an unforgettable hour or two taking a journey together into the limitless boundaries of imagination and creativity that only movies can take us on from the comfort of your own home. #Quote by Suzette Valle
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#77. Don't ever feel bad that someone couldn't give you all of their heart. Be grateful that you can take the least complicated part of their soul with you, wherever you go. This is more than some people will ever have. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by T.M. Frazier
#78. Preppy leans back on the siding and hooks his thumbs under his suspenders, stretching and releasing them several times before he speaks. "Sooo…I hate to be the bearer of interesting news, but you're looking at her like you want to eat her. Stalk much?"
"No, I'm fucking not," I snap defensively. Too defensively.
Preppy releases his suspenders and holds up his hands like he's on the receiving end of a hold-up. "Whoa, whoa. Don't go getting your panties in a twist, little brother. I didn't say stalking was a bad thing. In fact, if you need some pointers, I'd be happy to enrol you in Preppy's How To Stalk Like a Mofo 101. #Quote by T.M. Frazier
101 quotes by Zarqa Nawaz
#79. Why did God want us to remember these painful stories? I could only think of one reason. Having faith is more than just believing; it's about living with fear and self-doubt and working through those feelings until they bring some sort of answer.
-page 101, Chapter "Hajj #Quote by Zarqa Nawaz
101 quotes by Steven Pinker
#80. As every student in Philosophy 101 learns, nothing can force me to believe that anyone except me is conscious. This power to deny that other people have feelings is not just an academic exercise but an all-too-common vice, as we see in the long history of human cruelty. #Quote by Steven Pinker
101 quotes by Annie Elizabeth Delany
#81. Turning one hundred was the worst birthday of my life. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Turning 101 was not so bad. Once you're past that century mark, it's just not as shocking. #Quote by Annie Elizabeth Delany
101 quotes by Maximus The Confessor
#82. If we keep the path of virtue undefiled through devout and true knowledge, and do not deviate to either side, we will experience the advent of God revealed to us because of our dispassion. For 'I will sing a psalm and in a pure path I will understand when Thou wilt come to me' (cf. Ps. 101:1-2). The psalm stands for virtuous conduct; understanding indicates the spiritual knowledge, gained through virtue, by means of which we perceive God's advent, when we wait for the Lord vigilant in the virtues. #Quote by Maximus The Confessor
101 quotes by IZZY SMALLZ
#83. Do not cut off people you talk to, for people you talk through. #Quote by IZZY SMALLZ
101 quotes by Courtney Allison Moulton
#84. Good God, that felt amazing."
"Hitting me?"
"Yes," I said, glaring back at him breifly. #Quote by Courtney Allison Moulton
101 quotes by Barbara Brown Taylor
#85. When I first began teaching Religion 101, students would sometimes tell me they were scared to study other religions for fear of losing their own faith. It was an odd concern, on the face of it. Would studying Spanish make them lose their English? Would traveling to Turkey cost them their US passport? I had a stock response to their concern: engaging the faith of others is the best way to grow your own.

Now, years down the road, I have greater respect for their unease. To discover that your faith is one among many - that there are hundreds of others that have sustained millions of people for thousands of years, and that some of them make a great deal of sense - that can rock your boat, especially if you thought yours was the only one on the sea. If your faith depends on being God's only child, then the discovery that there are others can lead you to decide that someone must be wrong - or that everybody belongs, which means that no religion, including yours, is the entire ocean.

The next time I teach the course I will try to be more honest. 'Engaging the faith of others will almost certainly cause you to lose faith in the old box you kept God in,' I will say. 'The truths you glimpse in other religions are going to crowd up against some of your own. Holy envy may lead you to borrow some things, and you will need a place to put them. You may find spiritual guides outside your box whom you want to make room for, or some neighbors from other faith who have #Quote by Barbara Brown Taylor
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#86. Control doesn't validate love; it validates the nonexistence of trust and the painful unwillingness to accept the truth. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#87. You can spend the rest of your life fighting to be respected, accepted and understood by the people you have created a life with or you can start living a life where that isn't a daily goal and ambition in your relationship. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Baltasar Kormakur
#88. When I made '101 Reykjavik,' people talked about 'Almodovar on ice.' When I made 'The Sea,' people referenced Bergman. #Quote by Baltasar Kormakur
101 quotes by Ayn Rand
#89. It was a long story and the spirt which moved it was the spirit of man's freedom. But what is freedom? Freedom from what? There is nothing to take a man's freedom away from him, save other men. To be free, a man must be free of his brothers. that is freedom. This and nothing else.
~Equality 7-2521 (as Prometheus), pg 101 #Quote by Ayn Rand
101 quotes by Kim Chernin
#90. What unites the women who seek to reduce their weight is the fact that they look for an answer to life's problems in the control of their bodies and appetites. A woman who walks through the doors of a weight watching organization and enters the women's reduction movement has allowed her culture to persuade her that significant relief from personal and cultural dilemma is to be found in the reduction of her body, thus, her decision, although she may not be aware of it, enters the domain of the body politik and becomes symbolically a political act." p.101 #Quote by Kim Chernin
101 quotes by Abhijit Naskar
#91. Set the standards of healthy living in front of the children, by being an embodiment of healthy living yourself, then and then only will there be hope for the kids to turn into responsible, stable, patient and socially functional human beings. #Quote by Abhijit Naskar
101 quotes by Cedric Nye
#92. Here's your first lesson in Zompoc 101, kid. The easiest way to kill a zombie is to kill it before it becomes a zombie #Quote by Cedric Nye
101 quotes by Michael Connelly
#93. He took the 101 out to the Valley and then the 405 north to the 118 and west. He got off in Chatsworth and drove into the rocky bluffs at the top corner of the Valley. #Quote by Michael Connelly
101 quotes by Hunter S. Thompson
#94. Months later, when I rarely saw the Angels, I still had the legacy of the big machine -- four hundred pounds of chrome and deep red noise to take out on the Coast Highway and cut loose at three in the morning, when all the cops were lurking over on 101. My first crash had wrecked the bike completely and it took several months to have it rebuilt. After that I decided to ride it differently: I would stop pushing my luck on curves, always wear a helmet and try to keep within range of the nearest speed limit ... my insurance had already been canceled and my driver's license was hanging by a thread.

So it was always at night, like a werewolf, that I would take the thing out for an honest run down the coast. I would start in Golden Gate Park, thinking only to run a few long curves to clear my head ... but in a matter of minutes I'd be out at the beach with the sound of the engine in my ears, the surf booming up on the sea wall and a fine empty road stretching all the way down to Santa Cruz ... not even a gas station in the whole seventy miles; the only public light along the way is an all-night diner down around Rockaway Beach.

There was no helmet on those nights, no speed limit, and no cooling it down on the curves. The momentary freedom of the park was like the one unlucky drink that shoves a wavering alcoholic off the wagon. I would come out of the park near the soccer field and pause for a moment at the stop sign, wondering if I knew anyone parked out ther #Quote by Hunter S. Thompson
101 quotes by Kevin Hearne
#95. Canine Psychology 101. Seriously don't look at it, (the T bone steak) Look for the dastardly villain. Atticus #Quote by Kevin Hearne
101 quotes by Seinfeld 2000
#96. SHUT UP," Carot Top say, the cocane now taking effect. "This isnt Poetry 101. People want to laugh. Your suposed to be a 'King' of Prop Comedy. But youve been acting more like a jester of prop comedy. #Quote by Seinfeld 2000
101 quotes by Nicholas D. Kristof
#97. The implication of the sex ratios, Professor Sen found, is that about 107 million females are missing from the globe today. Follow-up studies have calculated the number slightly differently, deriving alternative figures for 'missing women' of between 60 million and 101 million. Every year, at least another 2 million girls worldwide disappear because of gender discrimination. #Quote by Nicholas D. Kristof
101 quotes by Charles B. Rangel
#98. For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101. #Quote by Charles B. Rangel
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#99. Timing is only lack of enough emotions. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Jake Byrne
#100. The NFL determines your worth as a player, but only God knows your true worth. Players work long and hard through pain and suffering, injuries, and pushing themselves further than they imagined going - then poof ! A dream is gone. That kind of treatment can really mess with one's self worth. Getting cut can be deemed a failure, the loss of a lifetime goal.
Thankfully, as Christians our worth is not determined by mistakes we've made, either accidentally or by stupid stuff we've purposely done. Neither is it determined by what anyone else thinks. Our worth is determined by what Jesus Christ has already done. #Quote by Jake Byrne
101 quotes by Jodi Picoult
#101. Is Understatement 101 a course in medical school?"
"Of course. It's the prereq for Lying Through One's Teeth. #Quote by Jodi Picoult
101 quotes by Charles C. Mann
#102. Historically, large-scale global trade has served two functions: 1) the exchange of goods between willing sellers and buyers described in Econ 101 textbooks; 2) as a tool of state aggrandizement, in which the private parties are stand-ins for governmental interests. #Quote by Charles C. Mann
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#103. If you have to be told how you should feel then those feelings are not strong enough to make you feel alive; they become rules that don't fit your life script. Not every person will place the same importance as you do on one of the six human needs: certainty, variety, significance, connection/love, growth or contributions. When you know what is most important for yourself and learn to recognize what need is the most important to others, then you can begin to unlock the real reason behind conflict. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#104. Blame doesn't empower you. It keeps you stuck in a place you don't want to be because you don't want to make the temporary, but painful decision, to be responsible for the outcome of your own life's happiness. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#105. Marriage is the beginning of love for your spouse, not the result of it. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#106. You will never be able to see clearly when people around you distort your view of truth with their own clouded version. You will begin to read into everything incorrectly and find yourself lost in a delusional story stitched together from the crumbs of over analyzed words once spoken, misunderstandings or speculation. Life should not be wasted by collecting clues or piecing together a puzzle about how someone feels. Love is straightforward and it is clearly seen on the cloudiest days of your life. If someone loves you it will be obvious. They won't let you go, until you ask them to. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Jill Telford
#108. Alchemy 101 turning nothing into something #Quote by Jill Telford
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#109. Choosing a mate is not a matter of can they do the job, rather will they. A partner of "potential" doesn't make for a happy marriage. Their actions have to be in line with your needs. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Davin Turney
#110. When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101. #Quote by Davin Turney
101 quotes by Paul Gibbons
#111. Most businesses would profit greatly from just applying Change Management 101 well. #Quote by Paul Gibbons
101 quotes by Kyle Massey
#113. My brother, Chris Massey from 'Zoey 101', was acting first at a young age. I just followed in my sibling's footsteps. #Quote by Kyle Massey
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#114. Fearlessness is not what you do to win, but what you don't do. When you love yourself as much as your God, you won't see other people as the source of your pain. Rather, you will see who you have become because you honestly believed that your chains would be broken through hatred, instead of kindness. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Lindsay Chamberlin
#115. Smart girl 101: Never let a stranger follow you to your hotel room. #Quote by Lindsay Chamberlin
101 quotes by John C. Maxwell
#116. Practice the 101 Percent Principle. Whenever possible, find the 1 percent you do agree on in a difficult situation, and give it 100 percent of your effort. #Quote by John C. Maxwell
101 quotes by John Cleese
#117. My mum died about three years ago at the age of 101, and just towards the end, as she began to run out of energy, she did actually stop trying to tell me what to do most of the time. #Quote by John Cleese
101 quotes by Paul Beatty
#118. These are the women my father warned me about. The drug-and-asshole-addled women who sit in the dark, hard up and lovesick, chainsmoking cigarettes, phones pressed to their ears, speed-dialing K-Earth 101 FM, the oldies station, so they can request Nina Simone or the Shirelles' "This is Dedicated to the One I Love," aka "This Is Dedicated to Niggers That Beat Me Senseless and Leave". "Stay away from bitches who love Nina Simone and have faggots for best friends," he'd say. "They hate men. #Quote by Paul Beatty
101 quotes by Gloria Steinem
#119. Patriarchy 101 would have you believe otherwise, but you know - that's just not true. Those inequalities are recipes for resentment. And, yes, the formula isn't perfect yet. We don't all have that. But we're trying. #Quote by Gloria Steinem
101 quotes by Douglas Horton
#120. First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time. #Quote by Douglas Horton
101 quotes by K. Larsen
#121. ** The fall semester will offer such classes as Learning When to Shut Up, Asking for Directions, Chick Flicks 101 and The Art of Loading the Dishwasher (Lab Fee Extra) #Quote by K. Larsen
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#122. The destination is not the journey. The destination is the person you choose to enjoy the journey with. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#123. When you love yourself you will never need closure from any man. That doesn't mean you didn't love him, it simply means you love yourself enough to realize God has a better plan for you that doesn't involve one more conversation that will remind you of that person's lack of respect for you. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#124. It is better to be alone then to be in a relationship, while you are trying to figure out what love means to you. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Rush Limbaugh
#125. Basic Economics 101. It's the most complicated simple subject there is. #Quote by Rush Limbaugh
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#126. Empowered Women 101: Only an insecure woman with control issues will look outside her relationship and say other people are to blame for her husband's lack of focus, love and respect. A real woman knows that the problem isn't other people; it is her man. If he truly loved you he wouldn't have ever made you an option and went looking for what he felt you didn't have. Don't waste your time trying to convince someone to see your worth by destroying others. There will always be someone prettier, smarter, more spiritual and more accomplished than you to distract this person. A real woman knows her worth and will never have to train anyone to recognize it. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Carlos Wallace
#127. A relationship is so much easier when you make a conscious decision to accept that you only have each other. That said, problems with your mate should only be discussed within the confines of your union. #Quote by Carlos Wallace
101 quotes by Raine Miller
#128. You flunked out of Being a Human 101 but aced Assholery III? The sarcastic sneer on her lovely lips was sexy as fuck and I couldn't help laughing at the witty comeback. #Quote by Raine Miller
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#129. Love is so many things, but it is not safe. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Don DeLillo
#130. Maybe what has to happen is that the individual must allow himself to be swept along, must find himself in the stream of no-choice, the single direction. This is what makes things inevitable. You use the restrictions and penalties they invent to make yourself stronger. History means to merge. The purpose of history is to climb out of your own skin. (101) #Quote by Don DeLillo
101 quotes by Art Alexakis
#131. My favorite drive is Highway 101 in California between Los Angeles and San Luis Obispo. I love the 101; Highway 1 is too windy, and 5 is too boring - the 101 is just right. It's like the Mama Bear of scenic drives. #Quote by Art Alexakis
101 quotes by Diane Abbott
#132. There are 101 websites out there for debate - this was a blatant last attempt to get someone to stand against Gordon Brown. #Quote by Diane Abbott
101 quotes by George Orwell
#133. Room 101,' he said. #Quote by George Orwell
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#134. Never believe someone cares for you because of other people's reactions. Sometimes you have to drown out the noise from the crowd, in order to figure out if there is a song playing between the two of you or simply annoying static that you thought was a tune. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Cassandra Clare
#135. You may be the only guy my age I've ever met who knows what bergamot is, much less that it's in Earl Grey tea." "Yes, well," Jace said, with a supercilious look, "I'm not like other guys. Besides," he added, flipping a book off the shelf, "at the Institute we have to take classes in basic medicinal uses for plants. It's required." "I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners." Jace flipped a page. "Very funny, Fray. #Quote by Cassandra Clare
101 quotes by Denise Grover Swank
#136. There are lots of girls out there, Joshy. You'll probably date a bunch of them. Or maybe you'll only date a few. But one day, you'll find the one." He'd given Josh an all-knowing smile and wiped his hands on a napkin. "It will probably knock you over when you least expect it. At least that's what happened with me. Your mother walked into my Biology 101 lab in college and there was something about her that made me take notice. We were lab partners and I could hardly focus on what we needed to do. I asked her out before we left the room. We were engaged a year later, but I knew right away I'd marry her someday. And every day I spent with her only made me more certain. She'd look at me in this special way…and my heart would melt. I wanted to make all her dreams come true and you know what? I've spent my life trying. I've never loved anyone as much as I love your mother and I never will." And with that, his father had picked up another slice of pizza. "Someday you'll find the one. And I can't wait to meet her once you do. #Quote by Denise Grover Swank
101 quotes by Matthew Quick
#137. Appearances, appearances. The great facade. How to Live Blindly in a Blind World 101. #Quote by Matthew Quick
101 quotes by Summersdale Publishers
#138. 101 Reason why its its great to be a woman : Since the advent of feminism, we can publicly ogle male bodies and not be called sexist. If a man indulges in this behavior over a picture of naked woman, he is a sexist pig, and recompense must be demanded for this slight on womankind. #Quote by Summersdale Publishers
101 quotes by Linda Alfiori
#139. It is more likely that a man and a woman develop romantic feelings for each other when they start dating after they have been friends for some time and feel already attracted to each other, than when they are total strangers trying to make it happen. #Quote by Linda Alfiori
101 quotes by Richard De Crespigny
#140. My helicopter conversion was eye-opening, a case of learning '101 ways to kill yourself without trying'. #Quote by Richard De Crespigny
101 quotes by Jake Ward
#141. Sorry Boss," 101 slurred in his slow speech, "but after I came I just started to piss, what you want me to do, Boss? #Quote by Jake Ward
101 quotes by Paul Butcher
#142. The cast of 'Zoey 101' are like a family to me. #Quote by Paul Butcher
101 quotes by Cassandra Clare
#143. Clary raised her eyebrows at Jace. "You hate bergamot?"
Jace had wandered over to the narrow bookshelf and was examining its contents. "You have a problem with that?"
"You may be the only guy my age I've ever met who knows what bergamot is, much less that it's in Earl Grey tea."
"Yes, well," Jace said, with a supercilious look, "I'm not like other guys. Besides," he added, flipping a book off the shelf, "at the Institute we have to take classes in basic medicinal uses for plants. It's required."
"I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners. #Quote by Cassandra Clare
101 quotes by Kenneth Fisher
#144. If you've taken Econ 101, you know that the quantity of money rises only when the banking system makes a net loan. #Quote by Kenneth Fisher
101 quotes by Rachel Maddow
#145. The artificial primacy of defense among our national priorities is a constant unearned windfall for some, but it's privation for the rest of America; it steals from what we could be and can do. In Econ 101, they teach that the big-picture fight over national priorities is guns versus butter. Now it's butter versus margarine - guns get a pass.
Overall, we're weaker for it, and at enormous cost. #Quote by Rachel Maddow
101 quotes by Kerri Walsh
#146. I just think the whole mindset of Pilates is huge. Pilates 101 is just to use your core in the right way. A lot of us don't use every little detailed muscle in our core. We all use the big muscles in our body and don't focus on the little ones. That mindset and awareness is huge. I take that with me wherever I go. #Quote by Kerri Walsh
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#147. You will know you are in love when it doesn't matter if you sit in heaven or hell with that special someone just as long as they can make you laugh, while you put out the fires. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Ernest Hemingway
#148. Listen. You're a hell of a good guy, and I'm fonder of you than anybody on earth. I couldn't tell you that in New York. It'd mean I was a faggot. That was what the Civil War was about. Abraham Lincoln was a faggot. He was in love with General Grant. So was Jefferson Davis. Lincoln just freed the slaves on a bet. The Dred Scott case was framed by the Anti-Saloon League. Sex explains it all. The Colonel's Lady and Judy O'Grady are Lesbians under their skin. (101) #Quote by Ernest Hemingway
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#149. Empowering Women 101: If a normal man wants you he will let you know. You won't have to guess. He will move mountains to bring you into his life. If he is abnormal he will string you along, drop a trail of crumbs and clues for you to follow, in order to keep you guessing. This type of man desires you, but doesn't value you. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Hunter S. Thompson
#150. California, Labor Day weekend...early, with ocean fog still in the streets, outlaw motorcyclists wearing chains, shades and greasy Levis roll out from damp garages, all-night diners and cast-off one-night pads in Fricso, Hollywood, Berdoo and East Oakland, heading for the Monterey peninsula, north of Big Sur...The Menace is loose again, the Hell's Angels, the hundred-carat headline, running fast and loud on the early morning freeway, low in the saddle, nobody smiles, jamming crazy through traffic and ninety miles an hour down the center stripe, missing by inches...like Genghis Khan on an iron horse, a monster steed with a fiery anus, flat out through the eye of a beer can and up your daughter's leg with no quarter asked and non given; show the squares some class, give em a whiff of those kicks they'll never know...Ah, these righteous dudes, they love to screw it on...Little Jesus, the Gimp, Chocolate George, Buzzard, Zorro, Hambone, Clean Cut, Tiny, Terry the Tramp, Frenchy, Mouldy Marvin, Mother Miles, Dirty Ed, Chuck the Duck, Fat Freddy, Filthy Phil, Charger Charley the Child Molester, Crazy Cross, Puff, Magoo, Animal and at least a hundred more...tense for the action, long hair in the wind, beards and bandanas flapping, earrings, armpits, chain whips, swastikas and stripped-down Harleys flashing chrome as traffic on 101 moves over, nervous, to let the formation pass like a burst of dirty thunder... #Quote by Hunter S. Thompson
101 quotes by Ahmad Fuadi
#151. ..., there are two things most important in preparing yourself for success. One is going the extra miles. Never settle for average. If other people study for one hour, study for five. If other run two kilometers, run three. If people give up in 10 seconds, don't give up until 20. Always try to be more than ordinary..." ... "Another recipe is to never let yourself be influenced by elements outside of yourself. By anyone, anything, or any atmosphere. Meaning, don't be sad, angry, or disappointed because of external factors. You are the ones with power over yourselves, do don't give that power to others. Someone may hold a gun, but you have a choice, to feel fear or stand tall. You have choice, most deeply inside, and it has nothing to do with outside influence." -101 #Quote by Ahmad Fuadi
101 quotes by Anne Lamott
#152. Grace is a small white butterfly, and life is a semi trailer careening up 101. #Quote by Anne Lamott
101 quotes by Travis Luedke
#153. Great sex and awesome food is what conquered the beast, not beauty. The key to happiness is to fuck like a porn star and cook like a five star chef. #Quote by Travis Luedke
101 quotes by Mick Bogerman
#154. Untuck your shirt, wipe, retuck. No one will see. Otherwise they're gonna crust on your hand like wood glue." This is Booger Training 101. Every two-year-old who doesn't have a taste for them has to learn how to properly dispose of them. #Quote by Mick Bogerman
101 quotes by Colson Whitehead
#155. Nature is a strong brand name. Everybody knew that. First thing, Nomenclature 101. Slap Natural on the package, you were golden. Those words on the package promise ease from metropolitan care, modern worries. And out here, if you opened things up, underneath the cellophane, what did you find inside? That fruit has splendid packaging, it has solid consumer awareness and is an animal favorite. Its seeds will be deposited in spoor miles away and its market dominance will increase. Splendid and beautiful petals are great advertising
the insects buzz and hop from all points every weekend to hit this flower-bed mall. Natural selection was market forces. In business, in the woods: what is necessary to the world will last. #Quote by Colson Whitehead
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#156. If you never learned to hold onto someone, how could it possibly hurt now to let them go? #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#157. If you hold onto a man hoping someone else won't get them you have learned how to be desperate, not wise. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#158. You will know it is love not when you think about them all the time or want to be with them, but when you worry about them and you want their approval and happiness. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Carlos Wallace
#159. The best way to remain in your relationship is to keep other people out of your relationship. #Quote by Carlos Wallace
101 quotes by Ryan Kelly
#160. NY 101. It'll rob you and cheat you. It'll take your friends and turn them on you. It'll kick your ass and break your heart. But then it'll pick you up again, make you feel so totally alive and untouchable. It's the center of the world, it's the best place in the world, and once it's in your heart it'll never leave you. #Quote by Ryan Kelly
101 quotes by Denise Grover Swank
#161. Where did you learn that?
Casing the joint 101 at the school for Mischief and Shenaniganry, of course. I think I pass you in the hall on the way to Entrapping the Eligible Billionaire Bachelor.
...
I was too busy in my Entrap Your Man with Hot Sex lab.
...
They have a lab for that? #Quote by Denise Grover Swank
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#162. Being a good person doesn't mean you fit the life of every person you meet. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Sean Hannity
#163. And the other issue is Gore, $4.6 trillion - the single largest expansion of government in American history, from universal preschool, now, to prescriptions to health care - it is Socialism 101. #Quote by Sean Hannity
101 quotes by Abhijit Naskar
#164. The best way to teach the children a habit is to adopt it ourselves. #Quote by Abhijit Naskar
101 quotes by Shannon Drury
#165. The outrageous madonna/whore duality that we mock in Women's Studies 101 has its subtle, and very insidious, expression in the good/bad mother paradigm that we grapple with every day of our lives. #Quote by Shannon Drury
101 quotes by Gregory Palamas
#166. Those called by Christ's name should order their lives. They should persevere in prayers and supplications and, in imitation of the angels, have their eyes lifted up to the Master above the heavens, praising and blessing Him with irreproachable conduct, and waiting for His mystical Coming. As the Psalmist says to Him, 'I will sing and will behave myself wisely in a perfect way. O when wilt Thou come unto me?' (Ps. 101:2). #Quote by Gregory Palamas
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#167. Sometimes your inability to let go has nothing to do with real love and everything to do with what that person represents in your life. Why do you give them so much importance? Why do you believe that God doesn't love you enough that he would not bring someone else into your life? Why do you put up with less than you deserve? #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by George Orwell
#168. You asked me once,' said O'Brien, 'what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world. #Quote by George Orwell
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#169. Don't talk yourself into falling in love with someone. Either, you are in love or you are not. True love is not a choice. It is something you know in your heart when all guilt, doubt and fear are removed. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Edward Lee Thorndike
#170. Seven Rules Formulated for Teaching Arithmetic:
1) Consider the situation the pupils faces.
2) Consider the response you wish to connect with.
3) Form the bond; do not expect it to come by miracle.
4) Other things being equal, form no bond that will have to be broken.
5) Other things being equal, do not form two or three bonds when one will serve.
6) Other things being equal, form bonds in the way that they are required later to act.
7) Favor, therefore, the situations which life itself will offer, and the responses which life itself will demand. (p. 101) #Quote by Edward Lee Thorndike
101 quotes by Sarah Louise Delany
#171. [On her 101-year-old sister and herself, at 103:] We have a lot to do ... People don't understand this. They think we're sitting around in rocking chairs, which isn't at all true. Why, we don't even own a rocking chair. #Quote by Sarah Louise Delany
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#172. Empowered Women 101: Everyone wants to be a princess, but you weren't the first princess in his life. They scrubbed his floors, washed his workout clothes, picked up his dirty socks and dealt with his issues. Always remember that history leaves a pattern of what to expect. A real woman knows that the bible is a motivator, but the real instruction manual is observing the last woman's struggle. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Michel De Certeau
#173. The long poem of walking manipulates spatial organizations, no matter how panoptic they may be: it is neither foreign to them (it can take place only within them) nor in conformity with them (it does not receive its identity from them). It creates shadows and ambiguities within them. It inserts its multitudinous references and citations into them (social models, cultural mores, personal factors). Within them it is itself the effect of successive encounters and occasions that constantly alter it and make it the other's blazon: in other words, it is like a peddler carrying something surprising, transverse or attractive compared with the usual choice. These diverse aspects provide the basis of a rhetoric. They can even be said to define it. #Quote by Michel De Certeau
101 quotes by Dr. Russ Hill
#174. Having a system for thinking deeper can provide greater insight into solving everyday problem. Such a system is shared in my book, Medical Investigation 101. #Quote by Dr. Russ Hill
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#175. You can't be tempted, unless you want what is tempting you. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
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#176. Ialways think it's funny when Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. I mean, sure, the Indians and Pilgrims were best friends during the first Thanksgiving, but a few years later, the Pilgrims were shooting Indians.
So I'm never quite sure why we eat Turkey like everybody else. (101) #Quote by Sherman Alexie
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#177. In relationships, everyone makes mistakes. If you are forgiven for yours, don't take it for granted. #Quote by Carlos Wallace
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#178. Welcome to the blood bath! If you are looking for Economics 101 ... you are in the wrong fucking place, my friend! If you seek the Circle, this is Mecca! #Quote by Jamie McGuire
101 quotes by Linda Alfiori
#179. Any woman has the power to be truly happy, with or without a man. #Quote by Linda Alfiori
101 quotes by Elliot Deline
#180. I find myself making excuses for this kind of bullying behavior. Not everyone has been to college, learned trans 101, studied queer theory... But this is unfair to myself and other trans people. I've come to realize that understanding me isn't a matter of being an intellectual. Likewise, one doesn't have to be a radical to respect my feelings. Decent people consider how their comments affect others. #Quote by Elliot Deline
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#181. Empowered Women 101: Empowered women never live the life they wouldn't want for their daughter. They teach them what self respect looks like. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
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#182. I think age, if you are healthy, I think age is largely a number. My mother lived to be 101. So I'm planning on another quarter century. #Quote by Hugh Hefner
101 quotes by Gretchen McNeil
#183. I thought you'd be better at this."
"Why?"
Bridget shrugged. "'Cause your dad's a cop."
"Right," Matt said, shifting his body so he wasn't blocking the light. "Why wouldn't he teach me Breaking and Entering 101?"
Bridget stifled a yawn. "Might be helpful now."
"Patience, grasshopper." Matt inserted a second metal prong into the lock. "I know a few tricks."
Bridget heard a soft click, and Matt raised his eyebrows in an unspoken "I told you so" before twisting the handle. The door swung open.
"Slick, MacGyver," Bridget whispered, patting him on the head. "Remind me to give you a cookie. #Quote by Gretchen McNeil
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#184. I remember flying in, driving down 101 in a cab, and passing by all these tech companies like Yahoo! I remember thinking, 'Maybe someday we'll build a company. This probably isn't it, but one day we will.' #Quote by Mark Zuckerberg
101 quotes by Abhijit Naskar
#185. First law of pleasurable love-making in the long run, is that you don't keep naked pictures of your partner on your phone. #Quote by Abhijit Naskar
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#186. 101
And when like her, oh, Saki, you shall pass
Among the Guests Star-scatter'd on the Grass,
And in your joyous errand reach the spot
Where I made One - turn down an empty Glass! #Quote by Omar Khayyam
101 quotes by Dan Ariely
#187. How hard did the different groups work? In line with the ethos of market norms, those who received five dollars dragged on average 159 circles, and those who received 50 cents dragged on average 101 circles. As expected, more money caused our participants to be more motivated and work harder (by about 50 percent). What about the condition with no money? Did these participants work less than the ones who got the low monetary payment - or, in the absence of money, did they apply social norms to the situation and work harder? The results showed that on average they dragged 168 circles, much more than those who were paid 50 cents, and just slightly more than those who were paid five dollars. In #Quote by Dan Ariely
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#188. Every true friend will inspire you to aspire so that you don't expire before your time. From this book FRIENDSHIP 101 #Quote by Wisdom Ogbuagu
101 quotes by Melanie Gideon
#189. Me: I can have the weather delivered every morning to my phone by weather.com. What could be better?

101: Getting caught in the rain?

"I can't beleive it. The nerve of him. The Pina Colada song?" I shriek.
"My God, that's clever," says Bunny. "I guess he was tired of his lady; they'd been together too long." She winks at me and I scowl back at her. #Quote by Melanie Gideon
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#190. You can't compare men or women with mental disorders to the normal expectations of men and women in without mental orders. Your dealing with symptoms and until you understand that you will always try to find sane explanations among insane behaviors. You will always have unreachable standards and disappointments. If you want to survive in a marriage to someone that has a disorder you have to judge their actions from a place of realistic expectations in regards to that person's upbringing and diagnosis. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Jill Telford
#191. Law of Attraction 101 - the basics.
Don't waste someone's time if you don't want them wasting yours. #Quote by Jill Telford
101 quotes by Ted Gargiulo
#192. Picture this broad: 22 going on 18. Half the guys in my class would have given their left testicle to date her. This cupcake is the guidance counselor the principal has assigned me. Miss Boyle is her name. We all call her "Miss Bubbly Water." Imagine the teasing I have to endure from my friends. Not to mention what it's like, sitting across from this Barbie Doll every Thursday afternoon, watching her cross and uncross her legs, while she's lecturing me about - get this: "staying focused." Right! My pants are on fire, and she's handing me a crash course in Psych 101! #Quote by Ted Gargiulo
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#193. If you are hurting because they hurt then they are the ONE. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Rick Riordan
#194. But there really isn't much difference between love and hate. They both get out of control easily, and one turns into the other. Trust me. I know. #Quote by Rick Riordan
101 quotes by Sylvia Fraser
#195. I wrap my mind around pain till it smothers in its own scream. (101) #Quote by Sylvia Fraser
101 quotes by Jill Telford
#196. Never say how you feel, more than once. They heard you, the first time. #Quote by Jill Telford
101 quotes by Christine Zolendz
#197. Sod off! Psych 101. There are five stages of grief and I'm owning that shit. They ARE my bitches. #Quote by Christine Zolendz
101 quotes by Shannon L. Alder
#198. Empowered Women 101: If he's with you, it's a given that he finds you attractive. Don't talk him out of his attraction by highlighting all your flaws and spending your time cutting down other women's qualities that you are jealous of. A real women focuses on what she has and fixes what she doesn't like. She doesn't blame people for not seeing what she doesn't always see in herself. #Quote by Shannon L. Alder
101 quotes by Melanie Gideon
#199. Reasercher 101,
I do not long for the old, unreachable days. When I'm plugged in I can go anywhere, do and learn anything. Today, for instance, I visited a tiny library in Portugal. I learned how the Shakers weave baskets and I discovered my best friend in middle school loves blood-orange sorbet. Okay, I also learned that a certain pop star actually believes she's a fairy, an honest-to-goodness fairy from the fey people, but my point is access. Access to information. I don't even have to look out my window to see what the eather is like. I can have the weather delivered every morning to my phone. What could be better?
Sincerely,
Wife 22
Wife 22,
Getting caught in the rain?
All the best,
Researcher 101 #Quote by Melanie Gideon
101 quotes by Richard Davenport-Hines
#200. One of the library occupants was Lawrence Beesley, a Dulwich College science master seeking new chances in America (his small son grew up to marry Dodie Smith, the author of The 101 Dalmatians). #Quote by Richard Davenport-Hines

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