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#1. Dress for success. Also arm yourself for it.
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#2. Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.
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#3. I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil.
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#4. Yeah." Sven said. "The stuff she just said. Let's not get all killy.
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#5. I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.
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#6. Profits are everything; but to get them you have to catch a zombie.
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#7. Fake it til you make it. Just make it.
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#8. Don't forget the little people, even when you want to.
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#9. Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.
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#10. Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong
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#11. Who moves my cheese? ...and my shotgun?
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#12. Never go to bed angry. Terrified is okay.
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#13. Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.
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#14. Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit.
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#15. Have you ever wanted to smash a car? Or break a television? Or maybe burn a big fire in the middle of a city square? If the answer is yes, then you'd have some fun during a zombie infestation. It's the little moments, you know?
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#16. Fuck me, David! Dr. Kelly just tried to eat us!
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#17. Partnerships don't last forever. The zombie apocalypse just might.
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#18. Um, didn't Mythbusters once do an episode about how you couldn't use sheets as a way out of prison?" I laughed. "I don't remember if they busted it or not.
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#19. Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.
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#20. Find creative ways to have fun together. Looting is really underrated.
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#21. Building relationships is building business. Also, you sometimes need other people to kill all the motherfucking zombies.
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#22. The question: What color is my parachute?
The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black.
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#23. Rich dad, poor zombie.
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#24. I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left her office, but a manwich.
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#25. Protect your brand - and your ass.
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#26. Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once
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#27. Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.
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#28. Profits aren't everything. If you can get out with only your ass intact, that's pretty good too.
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#29. Be proactive; and ready to run if proactive backfires.
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#30. Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass.
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#31. Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.
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#32. Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.
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#33. Thank God for the second amendment.
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#34. Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.

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